INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT FARTS
         People Fart 12 to 16 times every day.
         Girls Fart just the same as Males.  Â
         All animals Fart.
         Oddly enough, people do the most Farting while they are asleep.
         The proper and polite name for Farts is Flatulence.
         Other names for farts: air biscuit, barking rats, gasser, hissers, yelling spiders,
                          bottom burp, stepping on a duck, bench warmer, woofer,
                          mud duck, blowing mud, happy honkers, sidewinders.                           Â
         Farts contain methane and hydrogen and are always flammable.
         Farts are Funny!               Â