How old is BERNARD? 35.
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Where does he live? Up in his room.
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Does he ever leave his room? Only in his imagination.
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What's BERNARD'S favorite food? FOOD.
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How does BERNARD get his food? His mother slides it under his door.
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Who is the dead body under his bed? His best friend Terry. Terry said hi
to a girl that Bernard liked so he killed him
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Does BERNARD have any friends? Yes, Terry.
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Has BERNARD killed anybody else? Under Investigation.
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Does BERNARD celebrate Christmas? Yes, he dresses Terry up like a Christmas Tree.
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Is BERNARD nuts? Yes.
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Bernard is an Original Cartoon Character created by Tom Hoy
F.A.Q ABOUT BERNARD
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Interesting Facts about Bernard
1) Bernard's Birth Certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
2) For 3 years Bernard was the poster child for abortion.
3) Quote from Bernard - "I'm not a loser - I'm just having an off decade".
4) When Bernard weighs himself on a scale it reads "one at a time please".
5) When Bernard takes a bath the water in the toilet rises!
F.A.Q. about Bernard
Original Cartoon Character
BERNARD has become so famous he has become the poster boy for everything wrong with the United States of America - Fat, Dumb and Lazy!
(The only thing they left out was Idiot!)
