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How old is BERNARD?                                         35.
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Where does he live?                                            Up in his room.
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Does he ever leave his room?                            Only in his imagination.
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What's BERNARD'S favorite food?                     FOOD.
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How does BERNARD get his food?                    His mother slides it under his door.
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Who is the dead body under his bed?               His best friend Terry.  Terry said hi 
                                                                           to a girl that Bernard liked so he killed him
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Does BERNARD have any friends?                    Yes,  Terry.
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Has BERNARD killed anybody else?                 Under Investigation.
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Does BERNARD celebrate Christmas?             Yes,  he dresses Terry up like a Christmas Tree.
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Is BERNARD nuts?                                            Yes.
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This picture of "Bernard On The Crapper" was sent in by Dustin Lewis of Michigan.  Dustin is a fine, demented cartoonist so check out his site!
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Here's a rendition of Bernard in his usual "pissed off mood" sent in by the Trick-Toons people.  Check out their crazy website!
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                                         Interesting Facts about Bernard

        1) Bernard's Birth Certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

        2) For 3 years Bernard was the poster child for abortion.

        3) Quote from Bernard - "I'm not a loser -  I'm just having an off decade".

        4) When Bernard weighs himself on a scale it reads "one at a time please".

        5) When Bernard takes a bath the water in the toilet rises!



F.A.Q. about Bernard

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