Fat Man Cartoon
How old is BERNARD?                                        35.
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Where does he live?                                           Up in his room.
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Does he ever leave his room?                            Only in his imagination.
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What's BERNARD'S favorite food?                     FOOD.
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How does BERNARD get his food?                    His mother slides it under his door.
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Who is the dead body under his bed?               His best friend Terry.  Terry said hi 
                                                                          to a girl that Bernard liked so he killed him
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Does BERNARD have any friends?                    Yes,  Terry.
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Has BERNARD killed anybody else?                 Under Investigation.
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Does BERNARD celebrate Christmas?              Yes,  he dresses Terry up like a Christmas Tree.
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Is BERNARD nuts?                                             Yes.
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Bernard Cartoon Pic from Dustinsdementedcartoons
This picture of "Bernard On The Crapper" was sent in by Dustin Lewis of Michigan.  Dustin is a fine, demented cartoonist so check out his site!
Bernard Cartoon Pic from Trick-Toons
Here's a rendition of Bernard in his usual "pissed off mood" sent in by the Trick-Toons people.  Check out their crazy website!
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