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So Say PSYCHIC BERNARD
PSYCHIC BERNARD'S ANSWER
FREE FUNNY PSYCHIC ANSWER #11
PSYCHIC
"BERNARD"
Read the Celebrity Headlines for the Year 2040! Donald Trump, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Monica Lewinsky, Ellen DeGeneres, Ricki Lake and Keith Richards all revealed in the future by this Amazing Psychic! The only thing that this World UnRenowned Psychic does not know is his own Future! (well you can't have everything!) Remember, that Psychic Bernard has Never Been Wrong! (that's a lie) and Psychic Bernard Never Lies (another lie)...Just Trust Him! (don't ever trust a Psychic)...and Now.............
ASK YOUR QUESTION AND BEHOLD YOUR DESTINY !
QUESTION: If you are a Real Psychic can you tell me the Headlines for the year 2040?
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(Jan. 20) Donald Trump begins his 8th term as Dictator of the United States.
(Feb. 12) Kanye West found Guilty of blowing up Mount Rushmore screaming:
"It should be me up there!"
(Mar. 20) Keeping Up With The Kardashians begins their 37th season even
though most of them are dead.
(Aug. 25) Geneticist regrets cloning experiment with Keith Richards after
thousands of Keith Richards have taken over the country of Albania.
(Oct. 14) Taylor Swift (age: 49) still single after dating over 200 people!
(Dec. 27) Monica Lewinsky leaves new boyfriend saying: "He left a bad taste
in my mouth"
(almost)
HEADLINES FOR THE YEAR 2040
PSYCHIC BERNARD'S ANSWER
BEHOLD THE YEAR
! 2040 !
December 30, 2040_____
"Apple Computer" Bankrupt (Pg. 3)_______
Also: Ellen DeGeneres found dead face down in Ricki Lake ( Pg. 5 )
BLEW UP MOUNT RUSHMORE
March 23, 2039
Keeping Up with the Kardasians begins it's 37th
Season (2040) even though most of them are dead.
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Future Headlines Trump West Swift Kardasians
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