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"If you are a Real Psychic can you tell me the Headlines for the year 2040?"  Psychic Bernard knows Everything...Psychic Bernard knows the Celebrity Headlines For The Year 2040!...Psychic Bernard knows the Destiny of Taylor Swift and the Destiny of Kayne West. The only thing that this World UnRenowned Psychic is his own Future!  (well you can't have everything!)  Remember, that Psychic Bernard has Never Been Wrong! (that's a lie) and Psychic Bernard Never Lies (another lie)...Just Trust Him! (don't ever trust a Psychic)...and Now.............

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QUESTION:  If you are a Real Psychic can you tell                  me the Headlines for the year 2040?

 THE NEW YORK TIMES PRINTS ALL THE NEWS UNLESS CENSORED BY OUR SUPREME LEADER
        $12.50
    (Jan. 20)  Donald Trump begins his 8th term as Dictator of the United States.

    (Feb. 12)  Kanye West found Guilty of blowing up Mount Rushmore screaming:
                   "It should be me up there!"

    (Mar. 20)  Keeping Up With The Kardashians begins their 37th season even
                    though most of them are dead.

    (Aug. 25)  Geneticist regrets cloning experiment with Keith Richards after
                     thousands of Keith Richards have taken over the country of Albania.

    (Oct. 14)  Taylor Swift (age: 49) still single after dating over 200 people!

    (Dec. 27)  Monica Lewinsky leaves new boyfriend saying: "He left a bad taste
                     in my mouth"
(almost)
                                                                                    HEADLINES FOR THE YEAR 2040

   PSYCHIC BERNARD'S ANSWER
           BEHOLD THE YEAR
        2040 !
December 30, 2040_____
McDonald's Bankrupt  (Pg. 3)
Also in your New York Times:    Ellen DeGeneres found dead face down in Ricki Lake    ( Pg. 5 )
      BLEW UP MOUNT RUSHMORE
                March 23, 2039
​     Keeping Up with the Kardasians begins it's 37th
   Season (2040) even though most of them are dead.
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