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FREE FUNNY PSYCHIC ANSWER #7

PSYCHIC

"BERNARD"

Question: "Can I make a living as a Psychic?" Psychic Bernard knows ALL the ANSWERS to ALL your QUESTIONS. He is an Expert Psychic with regards to LOVE, MONEY, and ALL THINGS of the FUTURE. He is Dedicated, Focused, Determined and a Total and Complete IDIOT. (yes, like most Psychics) But here's the burning question: Could you make a living by becoming a working Psychic? Are you smelling all that delicious money already? Do you want to take a bath in hundred dollar bills?

SO ASK YOUR QUESTION AND BEHOLD YOUR DESTINY!

YES YOU CAN!

BUT first you must have these attributes:

1) You must enjoy LYING ... maybe as a kid everything you said was a TOTAL LIE! (good for you you little brat!)

2) You must have NO MORALS, simply because everything you tell as a PSYCHIC is TOTAL AND COMPLETE BULL!

3) You must learn to take ALL THE MONEY you can from your poor desperate clients. Then KEEP squeezing for more and TAKE IT ALL! ..... (It's your JOB!)

4) Try not to think about the fact that you are a LOWLIFE WALKING PIECE OF CRAP when counting all the money you've stolen.

QUESTION: Can I make a living as a PSYCHIC?

PSYCHIC BERNARD'S ANSWER