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So Say PSYCHIC BERNARD

FREE FUNNY PSYCHIC ANSWER #12

PSYCHIC

"BERNARD"

"I am always on a diet. How do I make myself look thin again?" Where do you go when you need the Answers to your Questions about your Future? You go to PSYCHIC BERNARD! Who claims to be Never Wrong (even though that's a lie) and claims to Never Lie (ditto). His advice is Always Free (he doesn't know how to set up Paypal.) And he will Always treat You with the Utmost Respect! (he thinks you're a Loser.)

So Ask your Questions and Behold Your Destiny!